A customer was sick, she sneezed on me without covering her mouth and nose and a giant booger landed on my shirt!
A customer asked me, what is your return policy on an open gallon of milk? Really he needs to ask that!
A customer spilled his drink on my keyboard and it stopped working. Then he complained because he had to wait until I got a new keyboard installed!
A customer told me if you itch my back I will buy this bundle you’re selling me; but you have to itch from under the shirt. Ewww
I gave a customer his receipt and it was the end of the receipt roll. So the receipt is kinda pink. The customer went crazy and started yelling demanding a new receipt because (He’s not gay) He can’t have a pink receipt!!!
A customer slept outside our store to be first in for the sales. It was 20 degree outside!!!!
I swear it happened like in a commercial. Two customers reached for the last toy that was on sale and neither would let go for a half hour!
On black Friday in his excitement to get to some sales items a customer was punching people out of the way and punched a couple employees too!!
A customer told me you’re lazy and worthless because I couldn’t carry his newly purchased 65 inch TV into his car ALONE!